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Let me introduce you to the coolest t-shirt Website in the world, friends and neighbors. This is Melted Plastic. The only place where you can find some of the wildest t-shirt designs anywhere around. We pride ourselves on our ability to dig deep into the cracks of Internet retail to find some really great t-shirts, yet still maintain reasonable costs. Wearing these t-shirts doesn't immediately make you cool - that's something that comes from inside, but these cool t-shirts definitely don't hurt.

The sheer coolness of our t-shirts are not the only reason you should be shopping with us. We go out of our way to set up the three pillars of Internet commerce that will make this online shopping experience one of the best you can have. It all comes down to quality, shipping, and customer service.

Once you order one of our cool t-shirts, you will first notice how thick the fabric is. These t-shirts are chosen strictly for this purpose because we want your Melted Plastic Tees to last for a long time to come. We want you to buy more of our t-shirts, and sending you some crappy shirt that unravels on you in the course of a week or two is no way to ensure continued support from our customers. Our shirts are made from 100% cotton or the heaviest quality.

There is simply no beating our shipping methods, either. We use whatever gets there faster, either UPS or USPS. As long as you're ordering within the domestic United States, our orders usually get to you within a mere week…sometimes even less. Our handling is on for one business day, so we never hold onto your order. We get those cool t-shirts to you faster than anyone else.

And what about customer service? We have the best. You will never be put on hold and we check our email accounts hourly to make certain all questions and concerns are handled quickly. If you have a problem with your order, then we're going to fix it…no ifs, ands, or buts.